Re: Prop bet
11:48 PM David Villegas notifies me that most bulimics go on a 5000 calorie binge before "purging" (vomiting)
11:49 PM I decide to undergo the bulimic experience
12:10 AM Consume an entire box of cherry cordials - 2300 calories
12:20 AM Consume one package of Lance crackers - 120 calories
12:53 AM Crushed a gigantic bag of M&Ms - 1900 calories
1:06 AM - Getting hard to breathe; 30 sweet tarts (2 servings) - 100 calories
1:08 AM - Establish plans for my rise to power when all humans will bow to my every will
1:10 AM Attempt to eat to Tbl sp. of peanut butter but fail - 0 calories
1:24 AM 3 Gatorades - 90 calories each
2:04 AM 2 pop tarts - 420 calories; the most painful 40 minutes of my life, paralysis from the neck down
2:40 AM Unintentional partial purge - -30 cals
Total - 5080 calories
Without a doubt, one of the greatest achievements of my life, this is what i am capable of
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