[Rottersod]

**cliff notes at the bottom**

A few weeks ago I was playing at a PLO game. About 3 hours in seat 3 (in relation to me) takes a pretty bad beat. He slammed his fist onto the table and stormed out of the room. He came back in after maybe 10 minutes and started playing but we could see he was ready to blow. A few hands later he gets stacked when seat 4 limps and catches up on a slim draw. Seat 3 starts with a tirade to seat 4: "you !@#$%..effing...!@#$% son of a !@#$%...godd!@#$%^!. I swear it went on for 2 minutes. He then slams his fist into the table again and brings his arm back like he's going to take a shot at seat 4. Seat 2 grabs him in a bearhug and holds on. Finally he lets go and the guy storms off again while we talk and decide what we are going to do.

OK. Here's the semi funny part: A few minutes later seat 3 comes back in and his wife is with him and she has him by the arm and is yelling at him to go and apologize to his friends. I mean she is going off on the guy and he looks so embarrassed that it's all we can do not to laugh out loud. Finally things calm down and just as his wife is about to leave she turns back and gives him a hard slap upside his head and tells him not to bother her again. Everyone of us fell out of our chairs laughing so hard. I swear I had tears running down my face.


Cliff Notes: Loud, obnoxious, abusive player gets bitch slapped by wife in front of his poker buddies.