[THEOSU]

Won my seat to the WSOP Main Event tonight via Full Tilt.

Bankroll Management is -EV.


As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So, if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend like I got there accidentally. "How'd I get up here, Goddamnit!? I guess I have to slide down. WHEEEEE!!!!" That's what you say when you're having fun — you refer to yourself and some other people.