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Old ladies' brains don't work when they're driving a car, so don't hold it against her.

I was in the parking lot of a bank with my family when an old lady pulled into a parking spot, but instead of stopping, she gunned the motor, lept up over a curb onto some grass, and hit a tree. My mom brought her into the bank so she could call her husband, while my brothers and I pushed her car out of the snowbank.

When we were done pushing, we went inside to check on the old lady. They had given her a glass of water, and she was finally calming down and coming to her senses.

"The car wouldn't stop," she explained. "I had the pedal to the floor."

"Yeah, the gas pedal," I tried to explain to her. I wasn't trying to be funny, but everyone within earshot laughed at me busting an old lady's chops.