yo bbv this is my first post here.
but this is pretty long...
so for the lazy people we here are at BBV
I included cliff notes at the bottom.
here we go...
so ya heres the background. this weekend is our last weekend
up here at ohio state university and my fraternity initiation ended thursday morning
(tough, yet has really helped me grow as a person <<< WHAT THE [censored] ARE U TALKIN ABOUT RICK THIS IS [censored] BBV FOR GODS SAKE...) anyway thx god it's ova.
I've been having this sad realization that I won't be seeing many
of my now friends, for 3 months +++
SO PARTY TIME IS ESSENTIAL
(YES im a pretty typical college drunk ass, I don't go to class, barely attend quizzes, and put off studying for exams every chance I get).
Anyways, I buy 3 cases of naddy and between me and a few buddies we finished
them off in about an hour, through the shotgun method mostly. afterwards we hit up some sick big house parties... at this point i am
entirely too destroyed to try and spit game to some randoms tonight..
I smoke a lil ganja and proceed to black the [censored] out.
this is when things get interesting...
I come to the next morning, to the words of "WHO ARE YOU???"
standing above me... it's hazy at first, but I begin to see that this isn't my room... and TWO COMPLETELY RANDOM GIRLS
(thx gawd for them being attractive) are standing above me... WTFFFFFFFF LOL
I apparently slept with her the night before, and her boyfriend is a [censored] enormously jacked offensive linemen for OSU. uh oh. he prob wants to kill me now haha
after my hangover wears off, I proceed to check my email.
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UHHHH OHHH MMMMMMMM SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
my run from 50k down to a $500 bankroll = depressing
$1000 roll to build up with this summer. bingo.
today couldn't get any better!
or could it...?
so my buddy comes by and tell me about this festival down in the south oval, called Hemp Fest. it was tight as fuckkk
so I was like F*ck it and enter this raffle for a bunch of [censored], including a ROOR $400 bong.
(pics)
I go back to my room and smoke some of this stankin stuff we just bought.
p.s. avoiding studyin for finals is essential as a freshman
so I get this call, they're like, "YO DUDE, YOU WON THAT $400 PIECE!! CONGRATS!!!"
at first I thought it was a complete joke...
no way am i lucky enough to win a [censored] lottery and not lucky enough to win at a game of [censored] skill WTF
but it was real. SHIP DAT [censored]!!! the best bet I've ever made two dollars to win [censored] FOUR HUNDO! 200-1 shot WEEE
SUCKOUTCITY...
I'm still deciding whether to sell it or keep it. I refuse to name it for the sole purpose of becoming attached to it. lol
now after all this, nearly finished with my first year, I've realized...
God damnit, I love college.
BRAG: WAKE UP WITH RANDOM HOTTAYY WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF WHAT I DID WITH HER, GET INITIATED FINALLY, + FREE MONIES AND FREE HIGH-END BONG
BEAT: MISSED OUT ON A THREESOME EARLIER IN THE WEEK (story to come later if necessary), FINALS
VARIANCE: SUMMER BREAK
CLIFFNOTES:
GET PISS DRUNK, WAKE UP WITH RANDOM HUGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS GIRLFRIEND, WHOM IVE NEVER MET
FIND $461 SITTING THERE FOR ME IN MY BODOG ACCOUNT. YAY FREE MONEY
WIN THE GRAND PRIZE BONG IN A STONER RAFFLE WORTH OVER $400