[Duke]

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A lot of good thoughts have came into this thread. I will now make the ultimate plan, using all of them. You shall all get credit when I make millions of dollars.


We buy a submarine. We train ninjas to be able to go through walls, so that they can get through the submarine. Each monkey has mercury sprayed garbage taped to them, but they are carrying nets. When the crabs come near, they catch them in the net, and when they catch enough crabs they transport back through the wall into the submarine. They are put into a gym, where they will be walking on a treadmill and kept underwater to stay alive and get yummy crab to us. For the crabs that are too small, we will attach little cameras on so we can see underwater.

Will take donations, if you donate 1,000,000 cash, you will get to ride the submarine with the monkeys.

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Ninjas are not monkeys!