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Crabs love garbage right? Sure they do.

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Compelling evidence....I'm sold.

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And in case it's not clear, every now and then when the barge is full of crabs, we just raaaaaise it up.

Although I thought of one potential problem. A lot of the garbage will want to float to the surface. But... this can be solved by spraying all the garbage with mercury beforehand. Mercury is heavier than water = garbage stays put. And thus another waste problem solved. It's a classic win/win.