[Myrtle]

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tl;dr.

He probably read a Wikipedia article on cold fusion and crapped himself.

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........his newest revelation is likely a product of some more 'dublya' pretzel logic.

I would hazard a guess that his latest idea is three-fold:

.....Harness all the abdominal gaseous expulsion of his supporters as their flatulence increases to alarming proportions as we progress further into his second term.

.....Collect, bag & process what must be a significant increase of human excrement as his supporters bowel movements accelerate in frequency with each new disclosure of his administrations incompetency.

......Do the same as above, utilizing the additional source of his politcal opponents, most of whom are now probably wearing depends as they are continually crapping their draws in hilarity.

I suggest that he build a new 'supe-processor' to utilize the above products right on the banks of the Potomac.

We can all then take wagers on whether the stench this new edifice emits will be greater than the stench presently coming out of Washington at the moment.