[SixT4]

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I got a good wolf spider story...


When my kids where 8, 5, 3, they spoted one of these in the family room and started screaming.

I go in for the WTF and they point it out. Ok, no prob, let me grab a towel before I stomp...

So I get back and go to stomp on this [censored] massive thing and right as my boot is maybe 1 foot off the ground, coming down...all [censored] hell breaks loose.

Turns out this things was huge and 'seemed to be pulsating' for a reason...HUNDREDS OF BABIES ATTACHED TO IT'S ASS.

Holy what the [censored]!?!?!? Right before I could stomp this [censored] these things started to beat-feet off mom in every direction!


I almost triped trying to pull my foot back in time and was lucky to be able to, or there is no doubt these things would be all over my leg quickly.

What takes place next can only be classified as indoor chemical warfare as I made a cartoon character dash to the Raid and nuked the entire area, all within 30 seconds flat.

[censored] all that...these days I nuke first.

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If that happened to me I think I'd just jump out the window and die.