[Thebram]

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If he is assassinated, is succeeded by
Andrew Johnson, who immediately dies as well.


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this, in particular, made me laugh at a disproportionate level to it's actual funniness.
that's amp's gift.

Here's my thought process while reading this
"lol, amp is making a funny joke"
"wait, is he being serious, this actually sounds good"
"naaaah, this has to be an amp joke"
"hmm, but maybe it could work"