I hurt
Brag: Got some tail tonight
Beat: Rubbed me damn near raw with a horrible handy and teh dry hump (the member rubbing against denim is no good),bad kisser, bad oral, and I didn't even end up getting off.
Varience: I haven't trimmed the jungle in a while and the first time she came up from down under I'm pretty positive she pulled a pube out of her teeth. I laughed.
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