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Old 05-02-2007, 07:43 PM
Evan Evan is offline
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Default Re: My first contract hit

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For the past week and a half, every morning at 6am a yellow-bodied orange-headed woodpecker tries to drill a hole in the drain pipe at the corner of the house that's right above my bed. It's really loud.

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This is mating behavior. The correct solution is to get the woodpecker laid.

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More importantly, once he does get laid, he will stop. We had one of these a couple of years ago. It didn't take very long before he just went away.

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Won't that just make more woodpeckers?
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