[theben]

totally weak! try taking a black sharpie and coloring somebody's entire face

try taking a sharpie and writing racial slurs starting with the letter N all over his face

try taking a sharpie and color some dudes dong

try shaving off somebody's eyebrows, chopping off some of thier hair, and writing profanity all over thier face the night before thier sisters college graduation (w/ extended family present at ceremonies)