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and my buddy does the ultimate hero move. he says "hey man i know i can get head tonight if i want it, but dude i think you can get both of them and i have to leave anyways...im gonna go."

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Realll men of geniussss............."Mr.-leaves-so-his-friend-can-bang-twooo-chicks..."


Here's to you...
...the ultimate wing man...
...sure you have two pairs of [censored] jiggling in your face...
...and you're guaranteed drunken, anonymous sex...

...but you see the big picture, my friend...
...and the big picture is your friend banging both of them...
...so you tell him you're leaving, and walk out with a smile...




....."mr.-leaves-so-his-friend-can-bang-twooo-chicks...."


edit: drats, ninjabumped. I still couldn't pass up the opportunity...