http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZICu_yRsuKo
OK, then. So Alka Seltzer had this nationwide search for a hip new jingle, and these clowns won. Apparently, they are heavily influenced by Rascal Flatts, some freakin bands from the Peach Pit, The Spanish Inquisition, and the Marquis de Sade, because this is torturously bad in every conceivable way.
I like all the "hot girls" who really love the song--they know the words, and they're really into it. Apparently, the front man for this Crossover Supergroup is irresistably sensitive, and that makes a real connection with his audience.
If I were wealthy and unbelievably angry (rather than just unbelievably angry), I would smash my television every time this commercial comes on, then I would gouge my own eyes out with one of the broken pieces of the screen.
And since I would be wealthy, then I could just buy another television and try to avoid the commerical in the future.