variance: conversation from last night:
chick: So do you really make money by playing poker on the internet?
me: Yes.
chick: So, I hope you don't mind me asking, but how much money do you make?
me (sarcastically obv): uh, isn't it rude for adults to talk about money?
chick: no seriously, tell me.
me: last year I made $xxxxxx
(long pause)
chick: but how much did you lose?
cue someone making jokes about my legs plz
brag: the dodgers are in first place