Re: beat: fat roommate\'s fat girlfriend yells at me
Put a mirror over your head at an angle in which you can look at them while you're laying in bed. Don't use it obviously but say you like to watch other people sleep. If that doesn't get them to go to the fatty gf's, start playing obscenely stupid music at all hours of the night, aka Elton John, Billy Joel, Hanson etc. If that doesn't work jizz in shampoo obv.
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