[drunkencowboy]

First of all, in selecting a representative for humans in this fight, I would not pick a UFC fighter. I dont see Royce Gracie putting the chimp into a triangle, or Randy the Natural using a rear naked choke lol to get the ape to tap out.

I do think though, that there probably is a man in the world (perhaps in Africa) who has super-strength and agility (compared to David Sklanksy and the rest of the forum). The man could weigh like 370 pounds at 7'6 or something (super Shaq). The man could have been faced with killing all kinds of animals in real life and could be considered a savage. A man like this may have the brute force and size to kill the ape. He may resort to eye gouging, but then again, the chimp will probably go for the face too during the fight.

Also, If someone gave it enough study they could develop a martial arts specifically for combating chimpanzees... Perhaps chimps have vulnerabilities in their fighting style that a human could capitalize on.

But if you found the big guy i described and also had a fighter who learned Chimpjitzu, id still put my money on the chimp [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

A 150 pound chimp can kill a crocidile with its bare hands - this is true.

side note: if you want to watch a cool movie (or documentary) you should look for Discovery Channels show "Planet Earth". It took them like 5 years of filming (prolly digital) to make, but has really beautiful footage and upclose nature action. Its pretty awesome. It will show you how 2 chimps take care of 1 smaller enemy chimp (spoiler - they rip it apart by the limbs)...

David: We all know you have some serious ties in Las Vegas. Is there somehow you could make a fight like this happen?!

Holyfield vs Curious George. FIGHT NIGHT. ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW.