http://www.firstunitariantoronto.org/uu_humour.htm
"After the secular humanists came along, we said that UUs believe in One God - at Most. Now, what with the 6th Source and the pagans, we say that UUs believe in One God - More or Less."
"Why can't UUs sing very well in choirs?
Because they're always reading ahead to see if they agree with the next verse."
"I know my humor is outrageous when it makes the Unitarians so mad they burn
a question mark on my front lawn." -- Lenny Bruce
Good stuff.