[ohgeetee]

That's definitely not poop from any animal that could fit through a hole in the screen door. for a dog to lay that poop it would be Rottweiler sized.

The smear also doesn't look like it was tracked, it looks like a poop in motion. With texture that firm, it oould easily be a no wiper as well.

Unfortunately, regardless of who did it, Mike's spotty past is plenty to lay blame.

I say smear the [censored] on his car, or just drop the plastic bag in his backseat. If he doesn't say anything, it was his, if he flips out and smears it all over your sofa, he at least believes it wasn't his.