[futuredoc85]

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Cashed out half of my total winnings so I could buy my girlfriend some decent birthday presents.

Beat: It was only $150, but still 50% of my bankroll.

Brag: She said the necklace I got her was her favorite present ever.

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beat: cashing out your poker money to buy material goods for your spoiled girlfriend
beat: your lack of intelligence in not recognizing this is not a brag but a beat

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beat: virgin