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I was down at the local library with my ex, idk why I decided to go down there but we be talking n shiiiit.
I start hitting on her. etc etc time goes by and sure enough her BF strolls into the joint and spots up together (we weren't doing anything but talking BTW) and comes into the room and glares at us and huffs. He then storms out.
She tells me "you better leave", to which I reply "I'm just going to hide over there
like a pussy ."
And I do, and I watch as he returns and enters the room where my ex is, I don't think he saw me from there.
I decide it's time to leave as fast as possible so I
scurry to the door like a field mouse and make it out rather easily. I round the corner but shiiiiit there he is coming out the other door. He's glaring at me as he walks down the sidewalk. I continue down heading for him, there's no way I can out run him
because im weak and slow and I know he's seen me already.
I finally reach him and he clocks me right in the face. My adrenaline is pumping and I was ready for it so it didn't really hurt all that bad.
Or at least that was what I screamed as I burst into tears.
He asks me "what the [censored] are you doing, what were you thinking?" then he tells me he could "break my [censored] legs" and he reinforces this with "I don't care man, I'll do it."
I tell him repeatedly that "I don't want any trouble
here, here is my lunch money, take it. "(lol) and keep walking away. Note that there isn't a shot in hell I can take him. He has like a foot and 35235325 pounds on me.
As I'm walking away he clocks me in the back of the head and I kinda trip forward but I don't fall down. I turn around and he's
laughing his ass off with my ex near the door and I go
cry like a bitch behind a church till it's safe to go back home.
There, I decided this would make a sweet BBV post
hopefully this story will gain me some friends , and I put some left over snow on my eye as it was starting to swell up
from crying .
Beat: Got punched in the face by exs BF
Brag: didn't really get hurt
Variance: Hid behind a church
and cried for over an hour .
Illustrations are by manguydude21.
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