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Old 04-01-2007, 04:40 PM
Devil Duq Devil Duq is offline
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Default Re: Why, Chantal, why?

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At first, I thought I shouldn't dignify this ridiculousness with a response... But how could I not?

I mean, $500?? WTF, did I need a stake for a $1-$5 stud game? Maybe it was for that nasty crack habit...

If I was ever that desperate, I would take my ass over to OG's and work the pole a few nights before I would start selling my vag to random poker players, believe me! Why sell the whole cow, when I could just rent it out in a nice controlled and safe environment? Especially when the cow is a really excellent dancer!

And why the hell would I need a manager? I'm sure if I really sniffed around I could find some high-limit player who might even toss me a flag, let alone a measely purple chip.

Total nonsense.

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