[blutarski]

Okay, whatever...

I was taking summer classes in college and I was staying in an un-airconditioned house. The student union building was next door and was kept near freezing. I'd go into the bathroom and take a dump and knock one out in the stall.

So relaxing. So refreshing.

Beat: Someone walked into the bathroom and I didn't notice until I'd completed.
Beat: Another time, I pooped out what looked to be a bunch of maggots.
Variance: I'd had rice the day before, though.