[kidcolin]

I'm about to ask for my cube to be moved because of the guy on the other side of the wall. He's a program manager and well respected, but he's got to be the most annoying man on the planet.

First of all, you got the voice. It's just this whiny, bitchy, nasally voice. On top of that he's very loud.

But the thing that really gets me: constantly talks to himself. Or rather, talks to his email. "awww c'mon guys!" Not talking to anyone. "What the hell are they doooing?!" Even just when he sits down at his desk: "ok, let's see here.. hmm..ok." Laughs at data he's reading or whatever. Sighs a lot. It's just clear he wants everyone around him to know he's angry, or delighted, or whatever.

Oh.. one last thing. Chews gum like an f'ing cow. Same with carrots. ugghhh.

I can't fathom who married him, or who hangs out with him. If it weren't for my iPod, I'd have lost it by now.