[snagglepuss]

i spent about 5 hours of the five diamonds main event trying to flirt with her across a few tables. all i could manage was a courtesy smile or two, but no "hey now" looks.

then i saw that she was girlfriend of Secret Poker Fatty benyamine, and then debated on whether or not that increased or decreased my chances with her. i decided on increased to put me in better spirits, and then went on to estimate how many of the cocktail waitresses had breast implants.