I want to tell myself this guy was a b0t that malfunctioned so as not to get too discouraged with humanity.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed)
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Button ($400)
Hero ($423.50)
BB ($389.90)
UTG ($388)
MP ($441.50)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, <font color="#666666">
2 folds</font>, Hero completes, BB checks.
Flop: ($12) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $8.
Turn: ($28) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $18</font>, UTG calls $18.
River: ($64) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks.
Final Pot: $64
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 8s 8h (two pair, eights and sixes).
UTG has 6h 6d (four of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: UTG wins $64. </font>