I was on a few waitlists and sitting HU at one table trying to start games. A short stacker sat down. This was the first hand [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Forgive the sloppy HH's done by hand a bit.
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (2 handed)
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BB ($253.09)
Hero ($1000)
Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $10.
BB calls $5, Hero (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">
Flop: ($40) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB bets $15</font>, Hero calls $10.
Turn: ($40) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $30</font>, Hero calls $30.
River: ($100) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB bets $100</font>, Hero raises 286
BB calls $101
I was bored with him at first but then thought WWJ(man)D
It just keeps getting better. Enjoy
rookiebet: u gave yo self 4 3
rookiebet: come on
Inyaface: are you serious
rookiebet: do u want me spreadin bad rummers
rookiebet: roommers
I: about what
rookiebet: about party poker
I: i wouldnt care
I: but are you actually serious
I: like do u think im admin
rookiebet: yes
rookiebet: house player
I: hehe ok
rookiebet: i will tell all the peeps
rookiebet: about how i am bein
rookiebet: cheeted by the administrator
rookiebet: by house player
I: haha man your insaine
rookiebet: by manual inserttion of cards
I: hehe i promise im not a "house" player
rookiebet: and pretendin to have a game but acually
rookiebet: it snot a game
I: hehe this is to funny
I: do you play online a lot
rookiebet: so send it back so i be happy
rookiebet: and i wont spread rumours
I: sorry doesnt work that way
rookiebet: it does work that way
I: hehe
rookiebet: party poker is a million dollar business
I: i wish i knew if you were serious
rookiebet: wats a few thousand back to shet me up
I: hahahahahhaa omg your serious
rookiebet: think about it
I: please go tell people
rookiebet: administrator loose back wat i lost
I: hahaha
rookiebet: then i wont complain to the peeps
I: which peeps
rookiebet: my acount has couple of hundred emails
rookiebet: that ii can em,ail
rookiebet: to
I: who are these people your going to email
MANNERCOOKI3: reload?
Then this hand came up
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (3 handed)
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SB ($159.91)
BB ($1078)
Hero ($1242.09)
Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $5.
<font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB (poster) raises to $15
Flop: ($200) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font></font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $90</font>, SB calls $80.
Turn: ($200) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Check bet $60, Call
River: ($200) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Full stacker has:A4
Shortie has: Q9 (Suckout would have been better but still amazning)
I: ahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
I: dont questions the higher authorities
MANNERCOOKI3: sit in plz
rookiebet: u basterd
I: did you learn your lesson
rookiebet: higer athority
I: dont tell anyone
I: about what happened
rookiebet: give me my $$
I: if i didnt give back first time why would i now
I: buy in 1 more time
rookiebet: u god s suck
I: see what happens
I: i bet you lose again
I: actually I KNOW YOU LOSE AGAIN
I: you don't know who your dealing with
I: just take the loss and go back to your normal bussines
rookiebet: tellme who u are
rookiebet: u made the program
I: you dont want to know
I: i didnt make it
MANNERCOOKI3: u retards gonna sit in or what
I: listen manner
I: you don't want to get involved
I: or ill flip the doomswitch on you 2
MANNERCOOKI3: i dont care i just want u to play
rookiebet: manner i am talkin to the adminstrator him self
rookiebet: he just made u win
rookiebet: u should thank him
I: yeh common manner
I: wheres the love
rookiebet: u didnt even have to work hard
I: but if you talk ish to me it can change just as quick as it came
MANNERCOOKI3: no luv until you ship the chips this way
I: if you want ill play you
I: but you cant win
I: sites rigged for me
rookiebet: manner u dont know wat i am tellin u
I: rookie i wouldnt tell him
I: we have your information
I: just leave it alone
rookiebet: u are the internet mob
I: something like that
I: you dont want to know
I: i told you
rookiebet: ass
I: its not me
I: i dont conrtol it
I: i just do what "they" say
rookiebet: u do
rookiebet: i just lost 500 buck in 1 min
rookiebet: i want it back
I: i know its a lot of money
I: but its ours now
I: 500/hour isnt bad for me BWAHAHHAA
rookiebet: i am going to post up blogs on this site
I: actually its a pay cut
I: oh right
I: like people will listen to you
I: rookiebet...what kind of n00b name is that
I: ill hack you if you try
rookiebet: okaay
rookiebet: just share
rookiebet: the money
I: why would I
I: its all mine now
I: you should have asked for it more nicely
I: like im going to give up 500 dollars american!
I: yeah right
I: some people dont make that much money in a month
I: let alone playing poker
rookiebet: so that sy u rob it here
rookiebet: that makes it right
I: not rob
I: redispurse
I: we give 2% to charity to
I: 10% on my room and board
I: and 88% on cristal
rookiebet: i dont know if u XXXXtin me
rookiebet: but i do know u riggged the game
I: im serious
I: i put it in my ceral
I: bathe in it
I: oh i get clothes to sometimes
I: so 87% cris
rookiebet: i dont care
I: but mostly i just wear my silk robe
rookiebet: give me my money back
I: listen son U AINT BALLA LIKE ME
I: hellz no
I: a true balla never gives money to begger
rookiebet: hell '
rookiebet: u robed me
rookiebet: this is not a game
I: fair and square robbed you
I: i know its not
I: im a hustla baby
I: and i just want you to know
rookiebet: u perposely put the card to mannner
rookiebet: and give me a hand that i would go
I: well u shouldnt try to bluff me drawing dead
rookiebet: so i would looose
I: you coulda folded
I: but u decided to mess with the best
rookiebet: no bluff i had a pair
I: when
rookiebet: i lost in 2 hands
rookiebet: and manner made a XXXX hand
I: well only 1 was me
rookiebet: f ull
I: well u did have 1 pair
I: usually good
I: it was even the 2nd pair!
rookiebet: u both made like a f ull hand
rookiebet: just like that
I: wrong i had quads
rookiebet: and gave me a looosein hand
I: well 50% of the hands are loosin
rookiebet: that i would go
I: go where
rookiebet: i am goin to take this hand history to the court
I: Didn't you learn
I: haha i own the courts
I: they come over for "cristal o's" every morning
rookiebet: well we will see
rookiebet: who has more favours
rookiebet: at court
I: ohhh i think ill win this one my friend
I: i would sit out before i steal another 200
I: you made 7 back (he has 207 on the table at this point)
I: just sit out
rookiebet: y are u going to cheet
I: yes
rookiebet: manual send cards
I: but im trying to let you get out
rookiebet: stop
I: pls friend
I: just go
rookiebet: y dont u run up my oddss
I: which odds
At this point hand goes to showdown and he loses another 200 stack to AA
I: i told you
I: why wont you listen to me
I: why wont you listen to me
rookiebet: i am playin an unfair game
rookiebet: admistrator
I: SO STOP YOU DEGEN!
rookiebet: u peeps are XXXX me off
rookiebet: here take my money
He shoves all but 2 cents on K10X board and loses to KQ
rookiebet: u cheet!
(INSTAQUIT!)