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Old 03-09-2007, 07:48 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: I have super potent sperm

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Until I had the vasctomy and joined the choir anywayz.


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Im getting one. Does it hurt or no? Ive heard both.

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A little uncomfy. But there's nothing more manly than smelling your own vas deferens being seared as you lie back and watch the little puffs of smoke rising up from the table, and thinking, 'mmmm, smells like good eats.'


I did however get epidydimitis and orchitis about 6 months later, and had balls like big oranges. That hurt like you'd expect. They said it wasn't related. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!


The biggest change is when you go back to secks. Instead of - you know - it steams like a tea kettle. You squeeze it right, it whistles.

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Sounds like the stories I read here:

http://dontfixit.org/

You should definitely read that if you're considering getting the snip. I'm married but I'm not, and never will be getting a vasectomy. Condoms work just fine thanks.

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the most trouble I had is shaving my balls. It was a bit like trying to get a marshmallow into a slot machine.
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