[Tuco]

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Sorry kids only I get to play with her now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Dude, sit down for a sec. Ok. Listen. I don't think you've noticed, but Brandi is insane. Completely nuts. Why on earth would any of us want to spend more than, oh I don't know, lets say ten minutes with her.

Within the last couple months she has:

1. Had a weird relationship with the Captain where his penis ended up on her back.

2. Had a weirder relationship with Newhouse where she offered him anal for a buy-in.

3. Called out Newhouse by telling anyone who would listen that he is a degen and the planets biggest loser.

4. Tried to do anything she could to get with a married man, showing everyone that would listen how desperate she is.

5. Fell all over Neverwin (sic).

6. Started a stripping carrer that she will eventually fall back on once busto. By eventually I mean within the week.

7. Come back here and tell us how the aforementioned loser (MN) is a great guy and she thinks the world of him.

8. Moved on to you.

Ya, I can see that lasting forever.

Im sure ive missed some. Please fill in nos 9 through infinity.

Tuco.