Bank BBV
Brag: Havent physically been to the bank in 10 months since I obv dont need a day job.
Variance: Helped a friend move, put the Uhaul on my card.
Beat: He wrote me a check instead of cash, so now I have to go to the bank and get hundos to wipe my ass instead of just wiping my ass.
Brag: Really cute teller girl immediately recognizes me and strikes up conversation about what I've been up to.
Beat: She's 15lbs heavier than she was last year.
More Variance: Definitely getting in her line when Stars cuts me a $5k check.
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