Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
better plan
1) drink tons of coffee
2) buy a fish
3) open her car
4) squeeze the fish under a seat
5) pee in her glove box
6) roll the car into the street
7) call the police and complain that someone's been parking in front of your house and you don't know who it is, but their registration's expired
8) wait
9) laugh when room mate notices her car is gone
10) laugh if she ever picks it up from impound cause it'll STINK
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