Thread: Recommend me some toilet reading material
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Old 02-26-2007, 03:37 AM
Duke Duke is offline
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Default Re: Recommend me some toilet reading material
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How about nothing? Eat some fiber and squeeze it out.

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Exactly. If taking a dump takes so long you can read, start taking Metamucil or something.

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A typical session lasts about 2-3 minutes. In that time you can read like 10 pages of a book. Why waste the time staring at nothing?
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