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Old 02-23-2007, 05:11 PM
FishSticks FishSticks is offline
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Default Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE

Dids -

Congrats on unfattying yourself. As a reformed lard, I have some advice for you.

DO NOT ELIMINATE GIRLS BASED ON THESE TRITE REASONS

Dude, seriously, you just got unfat - your number one goal here needs to be to find stupid girls with retarded myspaces that will let you stick it in them. Get a grip. Probably for the first time ever you can bang a girl and have her maybe like it some - just hump everything you can for a while and get it out of your system. Now is not the time to find that special someone. Believe it.
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