[Dids]

So since I'm unfatting and now sexy, I've been browing myspace profiles in my area looking to spit mad game.

These are the following reasons I've found to reject chicks from giving them their shot at the old Didster. (aka reasons why I didn't blind message them).

1- like Grey's Anatamony (this eliminates 60% of chicks)

2- too much Jesus in the profile

3- horrible page layout, I can't get with a chick with a bad sense of graphic design

4- "I listen to everything but rap and country"

5- "I listen to country"

6- too many douchebag looking dudes left comments

7- too many douchebag looking dudes in the top 8.

8- "Proud Parent"

9- obvious fatty trying to hide it rather than flaunt it

10- wait a minute I recognize that picture of "you" from porn I watch last night.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME BBV4L.