[qdmcg]

A few questions:

(1)Are poop jokes okay?
ie, "Hey dude, I pooped in your bed"

(2) Is calling people fat allowed, or is this offensive?
ie, "wow dids is FAT"
or, "wow dids is OBESE"
also: is there a difference between calling someone fat and calling someone obese?

(3) Can we ask leading questions?
ie, "have you ever considered what it would feel like to die in a grease fire?"

(4) Can I say "retarded" if i specify "mentally" before it?
ie, "wow that [censored] is mentally retarded, hes drooling all over my seat i need a new one."