Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
My buddy has two favorites that he uses:
1) After playing many pots with strong hands and hitting nothing, he will say: "Hell, its raining pussy everywhere today, and I'm catching nothin' but Dicks!"
or
2) After playing a raise pot in a NL cash game, and calling the flop and then getting raised and re-raised: "Well, if i'd have known it was going to be this kind of party, I wouldn't have stuck MY DICK in the MASHED POTATOES!"
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