Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
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Playing an MTT at Hardrock Fl. where half the people are in shorts and most the others in jeans. Anyway 2 hours into it a guy wearing a suit/tie moves 2 seats to my right (2 hours into it and he still has his tie pulled up to the fastened top button). Folded to me on the button, I goto steal with 7rag, suit miniraises in BB. I push in half my stack, suit folds.
I show, suit says "very dangerous play sir".
I reply, "I play very dangerously Mr. Bond, very dangerously."
He looks at me like WTF???
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I just thought I'd save future posters some time by pointing out that if you said it, it's probably not funny, mmmkay?
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