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ok so i'm playing at foxwoods trying to get drunk but of course there's a last call (WTF!) and it isn't happening. anyway i go play 1/2nl because i'm busto obv, and i'm like raising a bunch or whatever. people start to get really irritated. one guy is deciding whether or not to call a big bet on Q92 board, i think i have like 6 high. so he's hemming and hawing and i'm like fold your JT dude we know you have JT just fold it. he flips out and his chinese girlfriend flips out too and then i get into some argument though i don't remember what was said.

ANYWAYS to f-k with the chick i say "hey i just have one question, do you know my friend david chang? he kind of looks like you" so then they ALL flip out like LOL racistaments and one dude at the table makes a lesbian comment and they all laugh because they are actually homophobic hicks (this is foxwoods). so yves comes over and i'm like yves - do you know this chick? are you cousins or something? and then they call over security and i'm booted from the table. they try to kick me out of the casino for the night but i'm like wtf they are actually homophobic and make gay comments and i'm fake racist and make funny comments to my friend over here (yves), and somehow i get them to let me stay but change tables.

cliffs notes: i make funny comments that only gildwulf style nazism of anti-nazism could interpret as horrible racism and get kicked out of foxwoods. gildwulf is taking over the world.