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In poker terms, there are few things I love more than hearing the slow, inarticulate speech of a long term pothead at the table. It's almost as good a sign as a convention badge.

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I forgot to address this. I smoke weed every day and I would wager my life that I can write, think, and speak more clearly than you whether I'm high or not. I am quite certain I can find innumerable other stupid potheads who can as well.