Re: OMFG Children of Men
completely awesome summary of the children of men by some 2+2er (can't remember which one):
owen: lol julian u r teh hawt
julian: thxu
owen: no rly, can we plz have some sex
julian: maybe l8r, i need u 2 deliver this girl across country
terrorists: LOL POZZED julian down
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owen: (to girl) i see ur pregnant, this development has exciting implications
owen: we need 2 leave these ppl are crazy
owen: lol lets just put a big coat on u no1 will notice ur preggo
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girl: i cant [censored] do it
owen: lol u can do it bro
girl: I CANT [censored] DO IT
owen: wtf yes u can
girl: loltrickedu
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army: lol we r pozzing the terrorists
head terrorist: wow we r [censored]
baby: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
entire movie cast: yo wtf baby?
entire movie cast: YO, WTF, BABY!
army: u may pass.
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owen: lol i am tired from rowing this boat.
owen: ps i got shot im dying
girl: hey im going to name the baby after ur son.
owen: ty, but ttyl, its been really real
girl: heh how am i going 2 row the boat
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