[AlienBoy]

Noobs.

First, you get a cabbie to take you unsuspectingly to a "tease and toss" joint where you cough up an ungodly amount of dough for nothing.

Then you DO IT AGAIN.

Then you pay WAY too much for a call girl to your room.


For the amount of money you blew, you could have had a *excellent* time, limo included, to Chicken Ranch.


AB