Thread: Quotes/aphorisms that have actually helped you in life
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:58 AM
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Default Re: Baywatch
When in an argument with your woman, ask yourself:
"Would I rather be right, or happy"
-Dad

Unless you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain she's pregnant, never ask a woman when she's due.
-Mom
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