[mouseman]

From about a week ago
Me: Hello (Work Name) this is mouseman, How can I help you?

Caller (woman): Oh baby that toy you got me made me cum so hard

Me: Um, can I help you

Caller: Ooh baby your dicks is so big, I can't wait to see you again

Me: OK (thinking it was a prank call)

Caller: Oh baby I think I'm cumming again

Me: Who are you trying to reach?

Caller: Isn't this miceman (name thats very similar to my name)

Me: No it isn't this is mouseman

Caller: Oh I'm so sorry (hangs up)

1 min later phone rings

Hello, (Workname) this is mouseman how can I help you?

Caller: Is this miceman? (name similar to mine)

Hello: No this is mouseman.

Caller: OK thanks goodbye