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hold on im not done.

in the same frat i was in, a few new brothers ordered some stripper/hooker off craigslist i think. but they said they were from the punkass gay cracker frat across the street from us. so a bunch of those kids are on their front steps at like midnight when this black hooker from oakland rolls up with her pimp in the car. they of course said they wanted nothing of her and so the big mean pimp gets out and starts saying how hes gonna beat the [censored] out of them cause he "dont play no games." then the bitch frat kids said they would call the police and then ran into their house.

the point of this story is that maybe it would be better to call a hooker from oakland to visit one of your neighbours and you can watch the drama from your apartment.