[Vivalution]

Hey, a few friends and I are having a birthday party tonight for two of our friends. It has a hookers and blow theme, and so I wanted to hire a stripper. Unfortunately I have no experience with strippers, so I am turning to OOT.

I have a few questions:

1) Will I be able to get a stripper for tonight if I only am able to give her ~8 hours notice?

2) How do I find the numbers for strippers that come to residences? I tried looking in the phone book, but there is nothing under stripper. Is the escort section the correct section to call?

3) How do I tell them what kind of girl I want? If I want a thin, attractive, white girl, do I just say that?

4) Can you get strippers to come for just a 30 minute show, and how much will this end up costing?

Thank you so much, hopefully it is not too late because honestly a stripper would be awesome tonight.