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I am going to put together a more comprehensive post but the other night he busted out one of his signature, "God's name isn't damn." Someone at the table very familar with the Darkman said, "Well if it aint damn then what the [censored] is it?" He said, "Jehovah Gyro." Everyone laughs (had to be there), he stays totally straight faced and eats another bowl of raw vegetables.

The key feature His Darkness is of course his 90% vpip and 50% WTSD. But that isn't what makes him such an animal.