[milliondollaz]

dcj,

i understand you, but you did a horrible job explaining.

please mspaint your example so we can all move on.

all,

you don't have to change your oil every 3000 miles, your gut has to do with the calories you eat vs. the calories you burn, not sit-ups, always buy brand-name q-tips, your belt should match your shoes, gmail is the best web based email, you should probably smile more, and god is something that people invent to give themselves a purpose in life, and/or feel better about themselves.

also, there is always someone out there that knows more than you about ______ so don't act so cocky.