[Gravy]

To the tune of Genesis' "Land of Confusion"



I must've dreamed of BBV,
paged up and down a million screens,
but I can hear the HIV.
He’s challenging Gildwulf to match #3.

Now did you read the site today?
They’re all down at the PCA
but I can see the hookah's still alight
burning into the night.

The room’s got too many men
too many people
giving too much advice,
and not much muff to go round.
Can't you see
this is a land of collusion.

This is the world we live in (woah)
and these are the hands we're given. (woah)
Use them and let's start trying (woah)
To make it a 10K freezeout win.

Superfluous Man, where are you now? <font color="pink">(I can’t parody a song half as well as you can)</font>
When everything's gone wrong somehow...
the wcp’s, the men of power
are losing $$$ by the hour.

11PM’s the time
Table Pony’s the place
so we look for the spewage,
with shaun and tongni hanging around
tell me why, this is a land of collusion.

This is the world we live in (woah)
and these are the hands we're given. (woah)
Use them and let's start trying (woah)
To make it a 10K freezeout win.

I remember long ago-
Ooh when the sun was shining
PokerStars was bright,
all through the night
and the sound of Nath’s laughter
as Gild held him tight
so long ago...


They won't be going out tonight
these stand-up men will put it right.
They're not just making promises
that they know they'll never keep. (SIKE)

This is the end.
There'll be no more freezeouts.
HIV’s nearly busto.
And with Shaun and tongni not around,
the Caribbean’s
no more a land of collusion.

Stop reading, go play some limit. (woah)
Here, these are the hands you start with (woah)
Bet them and don’t start folding (woah)
it don’t matter what you’re holding now.

This is the world we live in (woah)
and these are the handles we're given. (woah)
Switch them and let's start pwning (woah)
just like my man Patrik Antonius.