Re: Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you\'ve heard
Short handed game at Wynn deep into the night. Dealer is a friend of mine.
Dealer: You know Scott, I thought I'd seen everyting till the other night
Me: Then what
Dealer: I got your wife's clothes off
Me: Been there done that (I tried to play it cool)
Dealer: So has all of table 12, 14, & 17
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